Guest dave turbo g Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 A young bloke pulls an older woman at a night club. She's 61 but looks very good for her age. On the way back to her house the bloke is thinking mmmnn i bet her daughter is hot. When out of the blueshe asks if he'd like a sportsmans double? Whats that he asks? Its a mother & daughter threesome she says. WOW YES PLEASE. So as they go in her front door, she puts the hall light on & shouts........... Mum are you still awake? Zookeeper says to paddy "The Gorilla is on heat and we need someone to have sex with it. Would you consider s**g**g it for £500?" Paddy replies, "I will on 3 conditions. 1st iam mot kissing it. 2nd my family must never know. 3rd ill need a couple of weeks to get the cash together!" God appears to a man & says he'll have to quit fags, drink and sex to go to heaven. A week later god reappears & asks how its going. Man says the fags and drink were easy to give up but when my wife bent over to take meat out of the freezer i couldn't resist i had to give her one there and then. God says they dont like that sort of thing in heaven. Man says they dont like that in Tesco's either......... A mother finds an S&M magazine under her sons bed while cleaning his room. Understandably disturbed, she immediately shows the magazine to her husband. "Well?" his wife asks. "What do you think we should do?" "I'm not sure," replies the father. "But we probably shouldnt spank him. Dave G Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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