A few quick ones

[PB]

Last night I was sitting on the sofa watching tv when I heard my wife's

voice from the kitchen, 'what you like for dinner my love, chicken, beef or

lamb?'

I said, 'Thank you, I'll have chicken please'

She replied, 'You're having soup you fat bastard, I was talking to the cat!

 

I was sat in a restaurant and got hit on the back of the head by a prawn

cocktail. I looked round and this bloke shouts, 'That's just for starters!'

 

Women should be like golf caddies, either holding your balls or getting

your bloody tee ready!

 

For centuries men & women have argued over which is more painful: being kicked in the knackers, or giving birth. So how can we reach an answer? Well, put it this way; about a year after a couple's first child, a woman will often say, "Let's have another baby." But I challenge you to find a man who, one year on, will turn to his mate & say, "Tell you what dave...kick me in the spuds again."

[Guest dave turbo g]

 

Forgot to tell you PB, EXIT signs are on the way out

 

 

Dave G