Guest Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 The wife and I were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy Sunday morning. I said to her, "If I were to die suddenly, I want you to immediately sell all my stuff." "Now why would you want me to do something like that?" she asked. "I figure that you would eventually remarry and I don't want some w*nker using my stuff." She looked at me and said: "What makes you think I'd marry another w*nker?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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