French R1/Wife For Sale

[Totherun]

You've got to love this advert.

 

 

Roughly translated, it goes like this:

Hi,

My wife has demanded that I choose between her and my bike.

So, I'll start by offering my wife. Young, blue eyed, blonde female, knows nothing about cooking or housework. Mileage not guaranteed but much more than a second-hand one ........

Selling (or giving away on viewing) with full accessories: the ability to spend other people's money, strident voice

Option: spending an hour in the bathroom when you're in a hurry

Option: not letting you watch Moto GP

Special option: getting fatter in winter but not slimming for summer and getting back into her swimming costume

[CHRIS_ EURO]

hope his wife had a good sense of humor

[yoda]

lool, very good

[FRAN C]

There is quite a few things you can do with both......the obvious for starters, :wink:

You can get the wind in your face with both, only one is being exhaled.

Milage is never guaranteed on a bike either,

A bike can sometimes cost an arm & a leg just as much as a wife can,

Both can roar, :wink:

But not letting you watch th Moto GP & not knowing the female version of the GP is Getting Plump.

[Guest]

But of course the bike comes with an annual subscription TAX MOT and insurance offering the chance of something back if you loose or bend it, the only thing you get back from madam is sore rubbish and a slap on the face when not ridable.

 

The RSPCA got it right with the slogan " A dog is for LIFE".

 

I didnt think that you could sell animals on ebay but maybe French rulling is different.

Mind you the version I have is mostly passive but HAS a COSSH rating of moderatly dangerous when in close contact with the brats and hopless arguments.

 

Yes its time to introduce yet another bike to my wife, the Goldwing Aspencade from the garage, should be interesting for outsiders.

 

 

Dave