FRAN C Posted February 7, 2011 Share Posted February 7, 2011 A man's wife hits him across the head. He says "What the fcuk is that for?" She says "I found a piece of paper in your pocket with Sexy Sarah written on it!" Quick as a flash he says "Thats the name of a horse I bet on today ya silly cow!" She apologises A week later she knocks him off the chair with a fryin pan over the head! He says "What the fcuk was that for?" She replies "Your fcuking horse phoned!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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