FRAN C Posted February 7, 2011 Share Posted February 7, 2011 A biker walkes into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman . He gives her a quick glance then causally looks at his watch for a moment . The woman notices this and asks , " Is your date running late? "..... " No ," he replies , " I just got this state-of -the-art watch, and I was just testing it,. " The intrigued woman says , " A state-of-the-art watch?"......." What's so special about it ? "..... The biker explains , " It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically, " ..... The lady says "What's it telling you now?"....."Well, it says you're not wearing any panties,"............. The woman giggles and replies " Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties, " The biker smiles , taps his watch and says, " Damn thing's an hour fast ." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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