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FRAN C

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A biker walkes into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman .

He gives her a quick glance then causally looks at his watch for a moment .

The woman notices this and asks , " Is your date running late? ".....

" No ," he replies , " I just got this state-of -the-art watch, and I was just testing it,.

" The intrigued woman says , " A state-of-the-art watch?"......." What's so special about it ? ".....

The biker explains , " It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically, " .....

The lady says "What's it telling you now?"....."Well, it says you're not wearing any panties,".............

The woman giggles and replies " Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties,

" The biker smiles , taps his watch and says, " Damn thing's an hour fast ."

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