FRAN C Posted February 7, 2011 Share Posted February 7, 2011 A mate of mine was pulled up for speeding one day. The policeman said, "Sir, my shift ends in 15 minutes and today is Friday the 13th. If you can give me a GOOD reason why you were speeding that I have NEVER heard before, I will let you off!" My mate looked at him and said, "My wife ran off with a policeman last week and I thought you were bringing her BACK!" The policeman said, " Have a nice day!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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