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Aussie crosses the water :)


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This Australian lived in the outback all his life and he comes over to England to stay for a short time with a friend

One day he's walking along a railway track when he hears a train whistle. Never having seen a train in his life he just carries on walking and the train hits him a glancing blow knocking him flying to the side of the track

After a week in Hospital with some bruising and a broken leg. They send him home to his friends house on a pair of crutches

Just as he hobbles into the kitchen the kettle starts to whistle. He grabs one of his crutches and starts knocking the hell out of the kettle

Hearing the racket his friend runs in and says: "What the hell are you doing!??"

The Aussie replies: "YOU GOTTA KILL THESE BASTARDS WHILE THE'RE SMALL"

 

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