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Santa's Joy.


BikerBob

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Hi all, A quick Christmas smile.

 

When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce

toys as fast as the regular ones and Santa began to feel the Pre-Christmas

pressure.

 

Then Mrs. Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which

stressed Santa even more.

 

When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were

about to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out,

Heaven knows where.

 

Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked,

the toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys were scattered.

 

Frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot

of rum. When he went to the cupboard he discovered the elves had drunk all

the cider and hidden the liquor. In his frustration he accidentally

dropped the cider jug and it broke into hundreds of little glass pieces

all over the kitchen floor.

 

He went to get the broom and found the mice had eaten all the straw

off the end of the broom.

 

Just then the doorbell rang, and an irritated Santa marched to the door,

yanked it open, and there stood a little angel with a great big

Christmas tree. The angel said very cheerfully, 'Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't

this a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to

stick it?'

 

And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.

 

............Not a lot of people know this.

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