First aid biker

[FRAN C]

Two bikers walk into a roadhouse to wash the

road dust from their throats. They stand at the

bar, drinking a beer and talking about the new

model Harleys.

 

Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is

eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a

minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in

real distress.

 

One of the bikers looks at her and says, "kin ya

swaller?" The woman shakes her head, no.

"Kin ya breathe?" The woman begins to turn

blue and shakes her head.

 

The biker walks over to the woman, lifts up the

back of her dress, yanks down her panties, and

slowly runs his tongue from the back of her

thigh up to the small of her back. The woman is

so shocked that she has a violent spasm and

the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she

begins to breathe again, the biker walks slowly

back to the bar and takes a drink from his beer.

 

His buddy says, "Ya know, I'd heard of that there

Hind Lick Maneuver, but 'til today, I ain't never

seen nobody do it."