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On hearing her elderly grandad had died, Katie went to her 98 year old grans house.

When she asked how he died, gran replied, 'He had a heart attack during Sunday morning sex'.

Katie was aghast at her 2 grandparents risking their lives making love.

'oh no' said gran, 'we do it to the church bells.

Nice and slow. In on the ding and out on the dong',

she paused to wipe away a tear, 'He'd still be alive if the fecking ice cream van hadn't come along'

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